Cicada Ramble

After years of studying Cicada verbiage I have been able to successfully crack their code, and it’s just what I suspected. Below is a transcript of a Cicada conversation overheard one evening outside Willie Nelson’s recording studio, Pedernales, typical of a late night Cicada ramble.

“Hey, anybody out there?”

“Yeah, anybody out there?”

“Who’s out there?”

“Who?”

“Who?”

“Who?”

“Who?”

“Who?”

“Ahyone want to fuck?”

“Yeah, anyone out there wanna fuck?”

“Who wants to fuck?”

“Woo­hoo, let’s fuck!”

“Yeah, let’s fuck!”

“Let’s fuck!”

“Let’s fuck!”

“Let’s fuck!”

“Let’s fuck!”

“Let’s fuck!”

“Let’s fuck!”

“We only got a few days left, bitches, so, LET’S FUCK”!

“FUCK!”

“FUCK!”

“FUCK!”

“FUCK!”

“FUCK!”

“FUCK!”

“FUCK!”

And so it went… until 19 years later.

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